What would be going on at DC if I were in charge (lol):
- Judd Winick would be the only person allowed to write Jason Todd.
- Scott Snyder would be kept on Batman indefinitely.
- Brad Meltzer would be allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants.
- Scott Lobdell would be shot in the face.
- Greg Tocchini, Robert Teranishi, and Jock would be drawing most of the bat-titles.
- Adam Hughes would get to draw whatever the fuck he wants.
- Grant Morrison would be allowed to write any male character of his choosing (I’d keep him away from female characters though, since he’s always botching shit).
- Geoff Johns would probably be put back on Flash forever.
- Jeph Loeb would get another Superman/Batman title and whatever else he wanted to write.
- Jim Lee would get smacked and I’d let him know that, as pretty as his art is, he isn’t the greatest artist in the world. I’d probably put him on an Aquaman title or something.
- Marv Wolfman would be brought in to try and fix the disastrous Teen Titans title.
So many other things, but I don’t have the time to sit here and write a novel about what’s wrong with DC (just kidding, I do have the time, I’m just not going to do it).
I was just trying to figure out who I’d put on Nightwing and then I remembered this list, and I never even included Nightwing! I’d probably have Snyder, Dixon, and Jones collab on writing duties and Jock and Teranishi on the art.