So, I saw Age of Ultron…

It was a potato and here are my issues with it: (no spoilers…at least I don’t think I’m spoiling anything)

-Black Widow kind of got pushed to the background so they could make Hawkeye more interesting (does anyone actually give a shit about MCU Hawkeye?)

-Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch were the worst things I’ve seen in a super hero movie since Affleck as Daredevil. Their costumes were pretty lame looking, the effects for their powers were super underwhelming and their accents had me cringing the whole time. 

-No Black Panther cameo. Fuck. 

-For supposedly being a genius, Tony Stark is a complete fucking moron. Kind of tired of RDJ playing RDJ, trying to play Tony Stark. 

-Ultron is not Ultron. He’s James Spader with daddy issues. 

The Vision was pretty damn kewl though.