kezia-my-darling:

trevoredwards replied to your post: I’m going to El Salvador next month for a weekend

try not to get robbed and/or killed, raped, murdered, eaten, castrated, pregnant, drowned, run over by donkeys, boiled alive.

I may be inducted to a gang or impregnated, either sounding rather exciting!

I mean, just try not to get too pregnant, Ryan.