jgs1128:

The Pharcyde – Passin’ Me By

From a distance I desired, secretly admired her; Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:

My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well

Now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you

When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp

Damn I wish I wasnt such a wimp!

cause then I would let you know that I love you so

And if I was your man then I would be true

The only lying I would do is in the bed with you

Then I signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, ps love me tender The letter came back three days later: return to sender