• January 11th, 2012 8:31pm

    I couldn’t stop laughing…

    Roland:
    “Don’t do it again,” he said to the Lady in the wheelchair.

    Detta:
    “What you goan do if I do? Rape me?”

    Roland:
    “If we were going to rape you, you would be one well-raped woman by now,” the gunslinger said evenly.

  • January 11th, 2012 6:59am

    If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot…reading is the creative center of a writer’s life…you cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you.

    — Stephen King

  • January 8th, 2012 3:42pm

    I come in the name of Steven Deschain, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Gabrielle Deschain, she of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Cortland Andrus, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Cuthbert Allgood, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Alain Johns, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Jamie DeCurry, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Vannay the Wise, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Hax the Cook, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of David the Hawk, he of Gilead and the sky!
    I come in the name of Susan Delgado, she of Meijis!
    I come in the name of Sheemie Ruiz, he of Meijis!
    I come in the name of Pere Callahan, he of Jerusalem’s Lot, and the roads!
    I come in the name of Ted Brautigan, he of America!
    I come in the name of Dinky Earnshaw, he of America!
    I come in the name of Aunt Talitha, she of River Crossing, and will lay her cross here, as I was bid!
    I come in the name of Stephen King, he of Maine!
    I come in the name of Oy, the brave, he of Midworld!
    I come in the name of Eddie Dean, he of New York!
    I come in the name of Susannah Dean, she of New York!
    I come in the name of Jake Chambers, he of New York, whom I call my own true son!
    I am Roland of Gilead, and I come as myself; you will open to me.

    — Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower)