orwellianson:

sithybusiness:

brainsandothers:

slythermint:

thesanityclause:

221cbakerstreet:

Secret cinema found beneath Paris.

In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.

When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)

SECRET, MILDLY THREATENING UNDERGROUND COUSCOUS CINEMA

I WANNA GO

LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE

I’M WRITING THIS NOVEL

I’m reading this novel.

Oh I read about this! Wasn’t there also another one in like Germany or something?

Vive la France revolucion!

I have officially lost any social graces that I once had. 

chrysanthemumblossoms:

bilbutt-baggins:

potatognut:

does anyone wanna give me their first blowjob stories because that would be just great

me too 

tell me all about them

my first hand job was in the middle of the night and we were set up half nude on freezing cold bleachers and the dude was laying down and he didn’t give me eye contact and i was just like half-heartedly stroking his dudewang and he was hella into it and i was not into it at all. so i just stopped.

needless to say, my first blow job was a let down too.

that sounds pretty miserable lol