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Remember how it was decided I had generally nice neighbors because of Amish friendship bread?
TURNS OUT THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE.
Muthafuckin sneaky ass baking ladies. That recipe has nearly 15 ingredients. I used about 4 cups of sugar and flour. I broke a sweat and nearly my hand trying to whisk it all together. Seriously, it should have a cartoon of Bane at the bottom: “I wonder what will break first, your spirit or your body!” Both, Bane. Both. I can no longer trust any of my neighbors or the Amish.